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| Latest Updates May 02/2008 - DEADLY WEAPONS April 26/2007 - THE LOST We're looking at Chesty Morgan again today here at Last Site on the Left. Deadly Weapons, Chesty's 1974 teamup with nudie movie icon Doris Wishman was the couple's first pairing, though unfortunately, not their best. Hey, it's giant boobs smothering gangsters though, so it can't be all bad... Right... End Transmission. - Mr. Mason Webmaster/Deadly ____________________________________________________________________________________________ Rating System 5/5: The pinnacle of horror goodness, this is the kind of shit we live for. Everything your pointy ass requires is on hand here and in good quantity. Boobs, blood, gore, profanity, ninjas, and radioactive monsters - it's almost like watching this site on film. You know, if it was a movie and not just a bunch of text. And still images. And anti-communist propaganda. 4/5: Better than the average flick, possibly even memorable, but it's probably missing some of that sweet, sweet pap any bad movie needs - like boobs or gore or profanity. These are normally a solid watch, though I ain't makin' any promises. 3/5: The average movie - not phenomenal, not terrible - just kinda sitting there, unflushed and wholly unwholesome. Use your own discretion when renting these, they may entertain or they may fuck you when you're not looking. 2/5: Getting near the bottom of the barrel here fiends - if you decide to rent something you see with this rating, you deserve the raping of VCR, mind, and body that's sure to follow. 1/5: Not recommended for human consumption. Anything in this rating is more than likely a crappy Full Moon, Brain Damage or APIX flick mascarading as something other than what it is - a sentient and malevolent steaming pile. Leave this work to the professionals. |
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